Feeds: You and at least one of your gay friends.
The hate list:
- Two humongous boneless chicken boobies
- Two chicken embryos
- A small amount of bovine secretions
- A couple of cups of pulverized wheat
- 1 tbsp baking powder
- An assload of lard (or shortening)
- A metric fuckton of salt
- Black pepper
- Cayenne pepper
- Garlic powder
- Onion powder
- Sauce from The Wings of Satan
Persecution of the titties:
Start by rendering your fat into a liquid by heating a large
skillet on top of your incineration box.
The scalding fat needs to be at least 375 degrees to make this work, so
it’s wise to have a thermometer handy. Of you can test it with your finger. If the skin falls right off, you know you're ready for torture.
Next, slam your C cup nippled mountains down on a mutilation board and retrieve
your largest dagger. Recite the Satanic Battle Hymn as you slice each jug into strips, about 1" wide. Dust with the evil concoction of spices you had the forethought to combine beforehand. Abort the unborn fowl and empty the embryonic fluid into a bowl. Add a little bit of bovine secretions and
whisk vigorously to combine. Place your disfigured
flesh pillows into the terminated pregnancy fluid.
Combine the flour and baking powder, which will then become
the Cocaine of Satan. Roll the appallingly
disfigured and humiliated boob meat generously in the symbolic drug, and toss
into the blistering fat. Let it swelter
in the pan of persecution until they are golden brown.
Remove and drain.
After a couple of minutes, add to a bowl with however much demon blood
you desire. The more you use, the more
hellish the fingers will be. Mix and devour.
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