Cooking time: 30 minutes
List of shit:
- 1.5 - 2 lbs of potatoes
- Unholy salted water
- 2 cloves of garlic, pulverized
- 4 tbsp churned bovine secretions
- ¼ cup sour cream
- ¼ cup mayonnaise
- More salt
Details of the demise:
Fill a large cauldron ¾ of the way with unholy water and add
a fuckton of salt. Place upon your
hellfire generator and start a large inferno beneath. Next, rinse your doomed spuds. You may remove the skins if you desire, but
it is not necessary.
Next cut into cubes and toss into the boiling bath of
fatality. Let them suffer for about 8-10
minutes. Meanwhile, melt the churned
bovine secretions in a small pan over medium hate along with the pulverized
garlic. Cook this until the garlic
begins to brown.
Once the taters have been tenderized through unimaginable
torment, remove them and drain. Place
the steaming, starchy dead flesh into a large mixing bowl, along with the rest
of the ingredients and garlic butter.
Use either an automated mutilation device or manual smashing tool. I prefer manual, because it takes longer and
effectively transmits the full force of my immeasurable hatred into the
food. If you are consuming with Hatred Fried Steak, Satan commands you to cover this sickening mess in Mephistopheles Mucus.
*See Hatred Fried Steak with Mephistopheles Mucus recipe for image of above recipe
*See Hatred Fried Steak with Mephistopheles Mucus recipe for image of above recipe
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