Hatred Fried Steak with Mephistopheles Mucus

Duration of the Ritual: 30 minutes

Feeds: 3 or 4 slaves of Satan

Hit list:

• 4 cube steaks
• 1 cup flour
• 2 discarded chicken embryos
• 2 tbsp milk
• Salt
• Pepper
• Garlic powder
• Onion powder
• Cayenne pepper
• 2 cups peanut oil

For Mucus:

• Salt
• Left over flour from breading
• Left over oil with dead chunks of burned flour and flesh
• 2 cups bovine secretions
• Black Pepper

Procedure in which to perform upon the damned:

Extract your meat from the package, which has been conveniently brutalized by your friendly neighborhood slaughterer beforehand.  Set it on a plate and cover both sides with the seasonings.  Start a blazing inferno beneath the oil until it has reached the hellish temperature of 400 degrees.

Next, obtain two small bowls.  In one, beat the ever loving shit out of the chicken menstruation and 2 tbsp of bovine secretions.  Deposit the flour in the other bowl.  Dip your maimed meat into the menstrual wash, and then into the bland dust.  Deposit into the pan with the oil. 

You’ll notice blood seeping up to the top of the exposed flesh and it sizzles and suffers in the pan.  Take your finger and run it through the reservoirs of pooled blood, and give it a good taste.  This will aid in quenching your bloodlust while your delicious meal is being prepared. 

After 5 or 6 minutes have elapsed, flip the shreds of mutilated carcass and fry for several more minutes.

For the mucus, spoon out some of the searing oil from the pan where the beast meat is suffering and place it into another pan, over medium-high hellfire.  Add 3 or 4 tbsp of the left over flour and whisk.  Be sure there are small chunks of dead flesh in it, or Satan will consider you to be a god-loving faggot, and sentence you to a mediocre afterlife in Purgatory.  After 4 or 5 minutes of whisking, add the bovine secretions and whisk some more.  Add salt to taste and pepper until the pepper is visible throughout the mucus. 

Remove the beast meat and slather in an unreasonable amount of mucus.  Consume.  

                                                                                                                                 

                            *Picture includes images of dressed and brutalized 

alien lady fingers and destroyed potatoes.