Fart Scab Soup

Time: 45 minutes

Feeds: A whole bunch of fuckers

Things to kill:

• 3 tbsp olive oil
• 3 cloves garlic, smashed to bits
• 1 onion, raped to pieces
• 2 quarts fowl juice
• 1 small head of scabbage
• 1 can diced tomatoes
• 1 tbsp basil
• 1 tbsp oregano
• Fuckton of salt and pepper

The liquefaction of the head

Start by raping everything with your dagger.  Cut the brain stem out of the scabbed-over head and shred it.  Obtain a large pot and set it on top of your hellfire generator over medium hate.  Add the oil, onions and garlic.  Torture until the color has left the flesh of the onion.

Next add everything else to the cauldron and simmer for 30-40 minutes.  You may devour with crackers or fried skin of swine.