Scorched Dolphin in a Punishing Acid Bath

Time: 30 minutes

Feeds: 2 Angry, angry assholes

List of shit:

• 4 or 5 Mahi Mahi fillets
• 1 lemon
• 3/4 cup olive oil
• 2 tbsp red wine vinegar
• 1 tbsp oregano
• 1 tbsp parsley
• Fuckton of salt and pepper
• 3 cloves of garlic

Necessary killing equipment

• Immersion pulverizer
• The box in which holds the flames of Charon

The persecution of the primitive sea creature:

Start by creating a searing blaze in your Charon box.  Brush your slabs of meat with olive oil and sprinkle with salt.  Add to the grate above the hellish inferno.

Meanwhile, squeeze the life from your lemon and combine everything else into a cup and destroy with the immersion pulverizer, creating your acid bath.  Once the dead dolphin has concluded its suffering, extract from the hate grate and set on a plate.  Cover in the delicious acid bath.  Devour.