Friday, September 6, 2013

Aquatic Suicidal Slab

Time: 20 minutes

Feeds: About 5 of your douchebag friends

Kill list:
  • 1 large salmon fillet
  • 2 lemons
  • 2 tsp thyme
  • Fuckton of salt and pepper

The ritual:


Prehate your hatebox to 450 degrees.  Lay your slab of dead fish meat onto a large piece of parchment paper.  Cover in the seasonings, the juice of one lemon and the slices of another lemon.  Fold up inside the parchment paper, place on a baking sheet and persecute for 15 minutes or so.  Extract and devour.  



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