Smelly, Acidic Fowl Digits

Time: 2 goddamn hours

Feeds: 4 metalheads

Things that need killing:

• 1lb of chicken tenders
• 1 lemon
• 1 tbsp Dijon mustard
• 1 tbsp thyme
• 1 tbsp garlic powder
• ¼ cup of olive oil
• Fuckton of salt and pepper

The defiling of the meat in which lays in with the boobies:

Start by putting your tit slivers in a small bag.  Mix up all of the other shit, then pour into the bag.  Let that shit sit for about an hour and a half.

After the time has passed, place a large pan on top of your hellfire generator over medium-high hate heat.  Persecute until the tit meat is cooked all of the way through.  Metabolize into feces.