Time: 20 minutes
Feeds: Varies, depending on how many hunks of beast
you prepare
Shit you’ll need:
- Filet mignon steaks
- Thin strips of swine gut
- Rendered swine gut fat
- Fuckton of salt
- Black pepper
The boiling of the
cytoplasm:
Start buy obtaining a cast iron pan and placing it on top of
your hellfire generator. Ignite a
burning inferno beneath, as high as it’ll go. Also be sure to preheat your hatebox to the
highest setting it’ll go
.
Take your medallions of flesh and tightly wrap with swine
gut strips. You may pin it with a tooth
pick, if you wish. If you don’t want the
tooth pick to burn and stink up your domain, coat it in some oil.
Cover in salt and rub rendered swine gut fat all over the
surface of the beast meat. Add to the
pan, which should be smoking by now.
Torture for 1.5 minutes, then flip.
When you flip, immediately put the pan in the hatebox and let it suffer
for 3 or 4 minutes more.
Extract and let it rest for at least 5 minutes. This will produce a rare center, which is the
temperature all beast meat should be at the time of consumption.
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