Charonized Alien Fingers

Time: 15 minutes

Feeds:  3 or 4 angry fuckers as a side dish

Inventory to incinerate:

• 15 okra pods, medium to large in size
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• Fuckton of salt and pepper
• 2 tsp garlic powder
• 1 tsp cayenne pepper

Required tooling:

• The box in which holds the flames of Charon
• Impalers

Sentencing:

Ignite a bed of coals within your Charon box.  Bathe the alien fingers in unholy water to rid them of filth from the Earth. 

In a bowl, mix up all of the other ingredients.  Impale the pods with your impalers and brush on the oily mess.  Place on the hate grate and persecute for about 4-5 minutes on each side.  Eliminate with your digestive tract.