Devil Dip

Time: At least an hour

Feeds: 5-6 minions

Shit to destroy:

• 1lb of ground beast meat
• One onion, raped to pieces
• One bag of fresh spinach
• One can of diced tomatoes and green chilies
• One can of diced green chilies
• 1/4 cup of pickled jalapenos (see recipe for Devil Dicks)
• 1 block of cream bovine coagulations, room temperature
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 2 tbsp Taco seasoning
• Fucktono of salt and pepper
• Fuckton of Monterrey Jack coagulations

The desecration of the corpse:

Prehate your hatebox to 350 hate units.  Obtain a large pan and sear your beast meat and raped onion over medium high hellfire.  Drain the death fluids, keeping the incinerated flesh in the strainer while you ruin the spinach in the pan you just used to murder the beast meat.  When the leaves have wilted and are void of life, reintroduce the meat, and dump everything else in.  Mix thoroughly until the cream bovine coagulations have dissolved.

Find a casserole dish, spray it with a lubricant of your choice, and pour in the sickening mess.  Torture in the hatebox for 35 minutes.  Extract and immediately consume.