Cryogenic Alien Bitch Fingers

Time: As long as you wish

Feeds: About 4 douchebags

Shitlist:

• 15 or 20 okra pods
• Large pot of boiling unholy water
• Large bowl of iced unholy water
• 1/2 cup flour
• 1/2 cup corn mean
• Fuckton of canola oil
• Fuckton of salt

Paraphernalia:

• Cryogenic storage
• The cauldron of oily expiration

The mutilation of the extraterrestrial digits:

Boil your unholy water and dump the fingers in, whole.   Agonize for 3 minutes.  Extract and submerge in the iced unholy water for at least 5 minutes.  Drain for another 5 minutes.  A repulsive, clear, slimy blood will be oozing from the detached digits.  This is normal.

Next, rape the fingers with your dagger into 1/2” pieces.  Dump into a bag along with the flour and cornmeal, and shake violently.  Strain off the excess dust, and place on a baking sheet.  Place the baking sheet into your cryogenic storage for about 30 minutes.  Extract, and dump the mutilated fingers into a bag, squeeze out as much air as you can and store up to one revolution around our home star.

When you develop a ravenous bloodlust for alien fingers, retrieve your bag of disfigured digits and fire up your cauldron of oily expiration.  Set the temp to 350 and torture for about 5 minutes, or until browned.  Extract, drain and cover in the fuckton of salt while they are still searing with unimaginable pain.  Serve and destroy with your gastrointestinal tract.