Deflated Scabbage

Time: About an hour

Feed: 5 or 6 murderous villains

The fatalities:

• 1lb ground bovine flesh
• 1 onion, raped with a knife
• 2 cloves of garlic, raped with the blade
• 1/2 head of purple cabbage, chunked
• 2 cans of raped tomatoes
• 1 can tomato sauce
• 1 tbsp vinegar
• 1 tsp cinnamon
• 1 tsp nutmeg
• Fuckton of salt and pepper

The creation of the sickening mess:

Start by browning the bovine meat, onion and garlic over medium high hate heat in a big ass pan.  After it is browned, add your raped and severely bruised cabbage.  After probing for a few minutes, add everything else, mixing well. 

Reduce the hate heat and cover.  Probe occasionally, and let it suffer for about 45 minutes.  After the time has passed, you may consume.