Dry Winey Fowl with Bovine Secretions and Fungus

Time: About as long as it takes to listen to Far Beyond Driven

Feeds: 3 or 4 douchebags

Execution list:

• 2 bird boobies
• 1 piece of thick cut swine gut
• 2 tbsp olive oil
• 1/4 onion, raped to pieces
• 2 cloves of garlic, smashed and slashed
• 2 cups beef juice
• 1 cup marsala jesus blood, or dry bleached jesus blood
• 6 oz sliced button mushrooms
• 1/4 cup heavy bovine secretions
• Fuckton of pepper

Killing time!

Begin by slapping your swine gut on a torture board and slice it into small pieces.  Add it to a searing pan atop your hellfire generator, which should be set to medium high hellfire.  Add the olive oil and onions. 

Take your titties and slice into strips.  Add them to the sweltering inferno, and sear on each side.  Now add the fungus and vampire repellent until the fungus is rendered completely dead.  Pour in the jesus blood, followed by the beef juice. 

Stir with a probing device for awhile, then add the bovine secretions.   Allow the atrocious mess to simmer for a few minutes until the liquid becomes similar to the consistency of mucus.  Further defile by grinding a fuckton of pepper over the mess, then consume.