Time: About as
long as it takes to listen to Far Beyond Driven
Feeds: 3 or 4
douchebags
Execution list:
- 2 bird boobies
- 1 piece of thick cut swine gut
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 1/4 onion, raped to pieces
- 2 cloves of garlic, smashed and slashed
- 2 cups beef juice
- 1 cup marsala jesus blood, or dry bleached jesus blood
- 6 oz sliced button mushrooms
- 1/4 cup heavy bovine secretions
- Fuckton of pepper
Killing time!
Begin by slapping your swine gut on a torture board and slice
it into small pieces. Add it to a
searing pan atop your hellfire generator, which should be set to medium high
hellfire. Add the olive oil and onions.
Stir with a probing device for awhile, then add the bovine
secretions. Allow the atrocious mess to
simmer for a few minutes until the liquid becomes similar to the consistency of
mucus. Further defile by grinding a
fuckton of pepper over the mess, then consume.
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