Time: About as
long as it takes to listen to Far Beyond Driven
Feeds: 3 or 4
douchebags
Execution list:
- 2 bird boobies
- 1 piece of thick cut swine gut
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 1/4 onion, raped to pieces
- 2 cloves of garlic, smashed and slashed
- 2 cups beef juice
- 1 cup marsala jesus blood, or dry bleached jesus blood
- 6 oz sliced button mushrooms
- 1/4 cup heavy bovine secretions
- Fuckton of pepper
Killing time!
Begin by slapping your swine gut on a torture board and slice
it into small pieces. Add it to a
searing pan atop your hellfire generator, which should be set to medium high
hellfire. Add the olive oil and onions.
Take your titties and slice into strips. Add them to the sweltering inferno, and sear
on each side. Now add the fungus and
vampire repellent until the fungus is rendered completely dead. Pour in the jesus blood, followed by the beef
juice.
Stir with a probing device for awhile, then add the bovine
secretions. Allow the atrocious mess to
simmer for a few minutes until the liquid becomes similar to the consistency of
mucus. Further defile by grinding a
fuckton of pepper over the mess, then consume.
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