Fowl Casserole

Time: 1.5 hours

Feeds: An assload of assholes

The kill list:

• 2 fowl titties, bone in
• Fuckton of salt
• Black pepper
• One can cream of fungus soup
• One can cream of fowl soup
• 1 cup carrots, raped
• 1 cup celery, raped
• 1 cup broccoli, raped to pieces
• ½ cup sour cream
• 1 tube of buttery round crackers (rhymes with spits)
• ½ cup melted churned bovine secretions
• 1 tbsp celery seed
• 2 cups shredded cheddar coagulated bovine secretions (optional)

The Shredding of the Dead Bird Boobies:

Start by preparing a cauldron of boiling unholy water atop your hellfire generator.  Boil the bird melons for about 30 minutes, or until they are mostly done.  While you’re waiting, study your Necronomicon or masturbate. 

When the boobies are done, extract and tear to shreds.  Feed the fat to a small child, so they develop a horrendous weight problem from fat addiction.  If the titties too hot for your tender, gay hands to touch, wait awhile and use the time to boil the vegetables in the unholy water used to torture the tits.  Place the carrots in the cauldron first.  After 3 minutes, add the celery.  After 3 more minutes add the broccoli.  After 4 minutes, drain. 

While this is going on, prehate your hatebox to 350 hate units.  After your vegetables are tenderized and your boobies are shredded, mix the soups, sour cream salt and pepper in a bowl with a probing device.  Put the shredded boob meat into a greased 11X9 casserole dish and cover evenly with the soup mixture.

Grab the unopened pack of crackers and pound them to dust.  Now open the pack and sprinkle evenly on top of the sickening mess.  Use a small probing device to douse with the melted churned secretions of the bovine creature, and sprinkle with celery seed.

Torture in the hatebox for 30 minutes.  Afterwards, you may extract, cover in the cheddar coagulations, and place back into the box for 5 minutes, or until melted.  Devour.