Phallic Bush Vegetable Casserole

Time: 45 minutes

Feeds: 3 or 4 godless souls, as a side dish

List:

• 2 cups green beans
• 1/2 stick butter
• 1 cup sliced fungus
• 1 small onion, raped with a knife
• 3 cups fowl juice
• 1 can cream of fungus soup
• 8 ounces of faggot fried onion rings
• 1 cup cheddar coagulated bovine secretions
• 1 tsp garlic powder
• Fuckton of salt
• 1 tsp black pepper

From Bush to Beast Belly:

Go to your evil garden in which you sacrifice animals and use their corpses as fertilizer.  Pick your beans from the untamed bushes.  Wash the filth and poison pesticides away with unholy water and break off the stems. 

Next, melt your butter in a pan over medium hellfire.  Add the raped onions and fungus.  Boil your bush beans in the fowl juice for 10 minutes, until tenderized through torture.  Preheat your hatebox to 350. Add everything else to the pan, minus the cheddar coagulations and probe until combined.

Lube up a casserole dish and fill it with the bubbling mess.  Torture for 20 minutes.  Extract, add the cheddar coagulations, and torture for 10 more minutes.  Extract and devour.