Fowl Hate Hash

Cooking time: 1 hour

Feeds: 2.5 slaves

Items needed for the sacrifice:

• 2 cups of cooked chicken, mutilated into shreds
• 4 or 5 red potatoes
• 1 onion
• 1 bell pepper (optional)
• 2 cloves of garlic
• 2 jalapenos (a shitload of tobasco can be substituted)
• 2 tbsp canola oil
• Salt
• Liquid Smoke
• Parsley
• 2 tbsp churned bovine secretions
• Black pepper
• Cayenne pepper
• Taco seasoning (to taste, optional)

The preparation for the feast:

Begin by cooking your bird by any means.  If you wish to use a blow torch, please do so.  I’ve tried this a couple of ways; grilled above the coals of Charon and boiled in a cauldron full of deliciously evil seasonings.  Satan will allow you to choose one.  If you already have properly tormented cannibalistic bird on hand, the time it'll take to prepare this unholy feast will only be about as long as Deicide's Once Upon The Cross album.

Next, slice up the potato, onion, bell pepper, jalapenos and garlic into pieces nearly as small as the impact the bible has had on your life.  Meanwhile, get a pan going over medium high hellfire and add the oil.  First introduce the potatoes with some salt.  Allow the tiny pieces to sizzle violently while you stir.  After a few minutes, add the rest of the ingredients, minus the butter, fowl and taco seasoning. 

After the ingredients are thoroughly incinerated by the demonic blaze in which burns beneath, introduce the churned bovine secretions, fowl and taco seasoning.  You might have to add some unholy water from the tap to get the spices to disintegrate properly. Torture for a few more minutes.  

You can top this off with some cheese or whatever other shit you want.  Douse with tobasco, consume.