Time: 1.5 hours
Feeds: You and
another loser, and maybe another
The grub and other
vermin:
- 2 pounds of sea roaches
- 3 tbsp olive oil
- ½ shit of melted bovine secretions
- The acid from two lemons
- 3 tbsp Dijon mustard
- 4 cloves of vampire repellent, raped into tiny pices
- Fuckton of chopped basil, destroyed with your dagger
- Assload of salt
- Ass load of pepper
Murder weapons:
- Impalers
- The box in which holds the flames of Charon
The preparation of
the headless, sea scavengers
Begin by mixing everything up in a goddamn bowl. Be sure to remove the heads, shit sacs and
shells from the underwater pests, then dump them into the bowl with all of the
other shit. Place into the morgue then
prepare to fire up your Charon box.
After an hour has elapsed, extract the sea roaches, that
have been scalded by the tasty acid bath.
Impale each sea roach onto the, cold, steel sticks, and place above the
hot coals.
When the lifeless bodies turn pink and curl up, your feast
is complete. You may douse with more
acid if you desire before you metabolize them into foul-smelling shit.
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