Slow-Tortured Titty

Time: All fucking day

Feeds: A small group of Ritalin junkies

Satan’s choice of consumables:

• 1 turkey breast
• 2 tbsp Dijon mustard
• Fuckton of salt
• 1/2 cup of bleached jesus blood
• 1 cup of fowl juice
• 2 tbsp rosemary
• 2 tsp fowl seasoning

For boiled death dressing liquid:

• 2 cups fowl juice
• 1/4 cup of juice of tit drippings
• 3 tbsp bovine secretions
• 3 tbsp AP flour
• Fuckton of salt
• Fuckton of pepper
• 2 tbsp sour cream
• Fuckton of raped green onions

The required tools:

• Prolonged torture cauldron
• Bastard Brush

Killing instructions:

Start by mixing up all of the dry seasonings into a bowl.  Insert the naked titty into the prolonged torture cauldron with the liquid.  Using your bastard brush, paint the detached titty with the mustard, then coat with the seasonings.   Torment on the slowest torture setting for 8 agonizing hours.

When the ritual is near completion, obtain a pan and place over medium-high hate heat and melt the churned bovine secretions.  Add the flour and stir, until all of it it coated in fat.  Then add the fowl and tit juices and stir until thickened.  At this time, extinguish the hate in which burns beneath, and add the sour cream.  Stir until it has dissolved, then add the green onion.

Remove the chesticle from the cauldron and let it rest for 10 minutes.  Slice, drench in the sickening death fluids and consume.