Organic Scab and Steroid Casserole

Time: 1 hour

Feeds: A considerable amount of maggots

The damned:

• 1 lb shredded bovine secretions
• Fuckton of salt
• 2 tsp basil
• 1 tbsp oregano
• 1 tsp marjoram
• 1 tbsp parsley
• 1 tbsp crushed red pepper
• Fuckton of salt and pepper
• 1 can tomato sauce
• 1 can of diced tomatoes
• 1/4 cup jesus blood
• 1/2 cup parmesan coagulations
• 1 block of frozen spinach, thawed
• A shitload of mozzarella coagulations
• 1/2 head of purple cabbage, raped

The defiling of the dead:

Start a medium high hellfire and brown the beast meat with the onion and garlic.  After it’s brown, add the spices, coagulations, jesus blood, can of blood and can of blood clots.  Allow this to suffer until it has thickened; about 15-20 minutes. 

Meanwhile, prehate your hatebox to 350 hate units.  Boil the raped scabbage pieces in a cauldron of salted unholy water for about 5 minutes and drain. 

If you need to thaw your leafy steroids further, do so in the cauldron you used to punish the scabbage.   Be sure to drain them thoroughly, or else the ritual will fail!

Obtain an 11X9 dish, and lubricate with some sort of oil.  Add the scabbage and spread evenly.  Next, add the defiled bovine meat and various bloods.   The next layer will be the spinach, followed by the fuckton of mozzarella coagulations.

Persecute in the hatebox for 30 minutes.  Extract and let rest for 10 minutes before you begin destroying with your guts.