Deviled Embryos

Time: 45 minutes to an hour, depending on the speed of your mutilation skills

Feeds: Serves as a side dish for a fuckton of fuckers hellbent on consuming dead meat

The dead:

• 12 fowl embryos
• 1/2 cup mayonnaise
• 2 tbsp Dijon mustard
• 1/4 cup dill relish
• 6 slices of swine belly
• 1 tbsp salt
• A fuckton of fresh ground black pepper
• Juice from one lemon
• Paprika

The abortion of the unborn fowl:

This ritual begins with the persecution of the swine gut.  Thick sliced is always preferable, but not necessary.  Torture until crispy, and remember to save those death fluids for future applications in other rituals. 

White the pig flesh is cooling and on the verge of decay, boil some unholy water in a cauldron over high hellfire.  Add the discarded embryos to the boiling cauldron, place a lid on top and remove from heat.  Allow the menstruations to suffer for at least 15 minutes.  

Peel the shells away from the embryos and slice the flesh in half, longitudinally.  Pop the yellow bird fluid that never grew up out into a bowl.  Combine with all of the rest of the ingredients, included crumbled swine gut meat and mix well.  Spoon the sickening viscera back into the white flesh vessels.   Sprinkle with paprika.  You may devour immediately or place into the morgue to cool.