Quesadillas of Charon

Time: Less than 2 hours

Feeds: A small family of devil worshippers

Lives to end:

• Two chicken titties, bone in, skin on
• 1/2 cup taco seasoning
• 2/3 cup unholy water
• 6 flour tortillas
• Coagulated bovine secretions
• 2 tbsp hot sauce
• Sour cream
• Salsa
• Canola oil

Murder weapons:

• The box in which holds the flames of Charon
• Rectangular bed of fiery death

Kill and consume:

Ignite your fire in the box of Charon, and coat your titties in about 1/4 cup of the taco seasoning.  Be sure to put the searing spices within the boobie skin.  Torture until a temp of 165 had been attained.  You can be assured that all life as been extinguished at that temperature. 

Next, angrily shred the flesh from the bone and put into a large pan.  Put the rest of the taco seasoning into the pan with the unholy water.  Cover and cook until the unholy water has been absorbed.  Probe occasionally. 

Meanwhile, heat your rectangular bed of fiery death over medium high hellfire.  Brush with oil and place up to two tortillas on the pan.  Spoon about 1/3 of a cup of dead tit meat and coagulated bovine secretions then fold over.  Flip before it begins to burn, and immediately coat the other side with coagulated bovine secretions. 

Extract and devour with sour cream and salsa.