Time: Enough time
to make you hate
Feeds: A fuckton
of fuckers
The ones who shall be
chosen for death:
- 8 or 9 red potatoes
- A pot of unholy water
- 3 boiled chicken embryos, smashed to pieces
- Another pot of unholy water
- Fuckton of salt
- Juice from half a lemon
- 1/3 cup mayonnaise
- 2 tbsp mustard
- 1/8 cup dill relish
- Half an onion, raped with a knife into ridiculously small pieces
- Fresh ground black pepper
Defiling the Irish staple:
Rape you potatoes into approximate 1/2” cubes with a knife. Boil in unholy water for exactly 6 minutes and
66 seconds until tender. Drain and dump
into a large bowl. Add all of the other
ingredients and mix well with a large flesh shovel. Add to the morgue for a couple of hours to
chill. Extract and demolish with your intestinal
tract.
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