Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Maimed Spud Salad


Time: Enough time to make you hate

Feeds: A fuckton of fuckers

The ones who shall be chosen for death:
  • 8 or 9 red potatoes
  • A pot of unholy water
  • 3 boiled chicken embryos, smashed to pieces
  • Another pot of unholy water
  • Fuckton of salt
  • Juice from half a lemon
  • 1/3 cup mayonnaise
  • 2 tbsp mustard
  • 1/8 cup dill relish
  • Half an onion, raped with a knife into ridiculously small pieces
  • Fresh ground black pepper

Defiling the Irish staple:

Rape you potatoes into approximate 1/2” cubes with a knife.  Boil in unholy water for exactly 6 minutes and 66 seconds until tender.  Drain and dump into a large bowl.  Add all of the other ingredients and mix well with a large flesh shovel.  Add to the morgue for a couple of hours to chill.  Extract and demolish with your intestinal tract. 

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