Saturday, April 27, 2013

Flounder au Hate


Time: Not long

Feeds: 2.5329 possessed slaves

Kill List:
  • 6 flounder fillets
  • 1 can evaporated milk
  • One small onion, sliced
  • 1 tbsp old bay
  • Dash of tabasco
  • Black pepper
  • Fuckton of salt

The execution:

Start by washing your fish meat in the goddamn sink.  Next, dump everything but the dead fish into a large pan over high hellfire.  Just before it begins to boil, add your dead fish and coat with the scalding liquid.  Reduce the hellfire and slap a lid on.  In less than 10 minutes, your fish dish will have been properly executed.  Extract and devour.  

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