Aborted Embryo Morning Pie

Time: 30 minutes

Feeds: Just your lousy ass

Things to kill:

• 3 strips of swine belly
• 3 beaten, aborted bird embryo
• 1/4 cup white onion, raped with a dagger
• 2 jalapenos, raped to pieces
• 1/4 cup raped tomato
• 2 tbsp parmesan cheese

Killing procedure:

Begin by torturing the swine strips until rendered crispy atop of your hellfire generator.  Crumble and set aside.  Drain off the scalding death fluid and save in your fat stash for future rituals.

Add the onion and jalapenos to the pan in which rendered the swine thoroughly deceased, and probe for a few minutes.  Next add the tomato, and slap around until they begin to show signs of breaking down.  Now add your beaten, discarded menstruations.  Stir for about 5 seconds, sprinkle with swine belly and parmesan coagulated bovine secretions and cover.  Extinguish the hellfire beneath the pan and wait for approximately 66 seconds. 

After the time has elapsed, extract and consume.