Limey, Anti-Vampire Titties

Time: Hours upon hours

Feeds: 2 nasty bastards

Torture list:

• 2 chicken titties with skin and bones
• 1 lime, juiced
• 1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
• 2 cloves garlic
• ¼ cup olive oil

Exquisite tools of torture:

• Immersion pulverizer
• Death from above unit

The assembly of the damned:

Begin by adding everything but the titties to a bowl and destroy them with an immersion pulverizer.  Next place your titties in a bag and pour the vile concoction over the bony boob meat.  Massage into the mounds and let marinate for at least 8 long fucking hours. 

Prehate the hatebox to 350 hate units.  Lube up a baking dish with a lube of your choice and add the bird bags.  I like to add a digital death indicator probe so I know exactly when the flesh has been sufficiently tortured, but otherwise it’ll take about 30 minutes. 

After it has been rendered lifeless, turn your death from above unit to high and sear the flesh once more, allowing the skin to brown.  Let the disfigured milkless mammaries rest, then serve for consumption.