Time: Hours upon
hours
Feeds: 2 nasty
bastards
Torture list:
- 2 chicken titties with skin and bones
- 1 lime, juiced
- 1 tsp crushed red pepper flakes
- 2 cloves garlic
- ¼ cup olive oil
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Exquisite tools of
torture:
- Immersion pulverizer
- Death from above unit
The assembly of the
damned:
Begin by adding everything but the titties to a bowl and
destroy them with an immersion pulverizer.
Next place your titties in a bag and pour the vile concoction over the
bony boob meat. Massage into the mounds
and let marinate for at least 8 long fucking hours.
Prehate the hatebox to 350 hate units. Lube up a baking dish with a lube of your
choice and add the bird bags. I like to
add a digital death indicator probe so I know exactly when the flesh has been sufficiently
tortured, but otherwise it’ll take about 30 minutes.
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