Suffered Carrots

Time: 1 hour

Feeds: 3 or 4 assholes

List of shit:

• 1 lb of carrots
• 1 tbsp salt
• 3/4 cup sugar
• 3 tbsp ap flour
• 1 tsp baking powder
• 3 discarded chicken embryos
• 1 stick churned bovine secretions
• 1 tsp nutmeg

Required equipment:

• Handheld automated mutilation device

Rendering the root vegetable unrecognizable:

Fill a medium sized pot half way with salted unholy water and insert the carrots.  Boil the fuckers over high hellfire for about 15 minutes.  While this is going on, preheat your hate box to 350.  Strain and deposit into a mixing bowl.

Immediately insert the rest of the ingredients and destroy with the handheld automated mutilation device.  You must do this while it's hot, or else you'll be left with a chunky, shitty mess.  

Pour the sickening mess into a lubed casserole dish.  Insert into the hate box and suffer for 45 minutes.  Extract, serve and devour.