Ground Pig Sandwich Solidified in Aborted Embryo

Time: 30 goddamn minutes

Feeds: 2 dying souls

Shitlist:

• 1/2 tube breakfast sausage
• 1/2 cup raped onion
• 1/4 cup raped yellow bell pepper
• 1/4 cup raped red bell pepper
• 3 or 4 jalapenos, raped to pieces
• 2 cloves of garlic, smashed and slashed
• 3 fowl embryos
• 4 slices of bread
• 4 slices of coagulated bovine secretionsfrom the most powerful nation on the planet
• Fuckton of salt and pepper

Forcing agonizing screams from the dead flesh:

Begin by obtaining a large cast iron pan.  Place it over medium high hell fire and add the ground swine, onions, peppers, garlic and jalapenos.  Probe as the meat delightfully screams and pops.  Put your face directly over the pan so you can be scarred by the boiling, rendered fat of the sacrifice, as evidence you are a true warrior against god and pig alike.  If you are lucky, you will be blinded in at least one eye by the scalding death fluids.

When the meat has been rendered completely void of life, beat your embryos in a bowl and add to the pan.  Kill the hate, stir to combine all ingredients, and cover tightly with foil.

Brown your bread with the heating method of your choice.  I like the toaster, since it is made specifically for this application, but you may use your death from above unit, if you wish.  Upon extraction, immediately add the dominant nation coagulated bovine secretions to each slice of bread, so it lightly melts into the porous surface.

Now divide your abominable mess and place upon the bread and immediately construct into a dead meat sandwich.  Allow the coagulations to properly melt, which will act as a binder to the bread.  Devour, and in your daily prayers, be sure to mention to Satan how Hellworthy we are at AMHCB for thinking of such a thing.  

If you fucking hate bread, you may use torturetillas.  When I invented this ritual, I had no torturetillas on hand, and was unwilling to make them.  

I imagine this would be demonically delicious with home-persecuted torturetillas.