Dead Dolphin, Boiled in Acid

Time: 30 minutes

Feeds:  2.5 assholes

The list:

• 4 mahi mahi fillets
• 3 tbsp olive oil
• 1/2 cup bleached jesus blood
• The juice from two lemons
• 6 cloves of garlic, crushed
• 3 tbsp butter
• Fuckton of salt
• Pepper

The torture of the primitive creature:

Obtain a large pan, place it over medium high hellfire and add the oil.  Once the heat has reached a level to where it would create horrible scar tissue if living flesh was introduced to the oil, add the dead dolphin and let it sear for about 2 minutes. 

Flip the flesh, crank up the hate to high and add the rest of the ingredients, minus the butter.  When the liquid has boiled and reduced significantly (3 minutes or so), add the butter.  Extract the ruined flesh from the pan, cover in the acid and buttery bleached jesus blood and consume.  

Dead dolphin served with boiled maggots and suffered snap peas.