Queef Toast

Time: 30 minutes

Feeds: Just you

List:

• 2 strips of bacon
• 2 slices of bread
• 2 jumbo fowl menstruations

Ritual:

This is our take on “French toast.” However the “French” version is for the weak slaves of god, while the queef toast is for the wicked.  If you truly have hate in your heart, this recipe will fit your style. 

Obtain a medium sized cast iron pan and fry your swine strips like normal.  If you don’t know how to do this, then plunge a carving fork into your jugular, because your life is truly without purpose.  

Meanwhile, destroy the aborted birds in a medium bowl.  Disgrace the bread by allowing it to soak up the menstruation.  When the beast belly has concluded its suffering , extract.  You may set aside for later consumption, or consume while your cunt fluid-soaked bread is searing in rendered fat. 

Next, add your cunt fluid-soaked bread to the pan and fry until golden brown.  When you’re done, it’ll look like this:

Now, you have options.  You can cover in syrup and eat much like the version of the pathetic pole smokers, or you can go another route.  If you had the physical restraint to decline consuming the swine, you may use it to construct a sandwich.  Or you could put cheese and scrambled eggs in it.  Salty swine ass would be good too.  The possibilities are endless if you decide to make a disgusting sandwich.